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(Note to readers: this is the last post of Hank’s Road to Fatherhood, and it’s a long one with a lot of pictures, so your email service may cut it…
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Eviction Day: Place your bets.
Marie was slathering lotion over her belly a little after 5 AM on Monday morning for the first of many times that day. My wife has many potions on her…
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One centimeter
Before we get back to the pregnancy, let it be known that I am handy. Let it be said, let it be heard, let it be sung that I am a handy, handy handyman…
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Fatherhood . . . am I really doing this?
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Cast of characters, a major development and way too much information
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Marie is 13 weeks pregnant!!!
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The Last Christmas
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Negotiating with the bathroom scale
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Is this even possible?
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456 hours left
“I haven’t sleep anymore.” That sentence came out of Marie’s mouth two days ago. It puts a smile on my face every time I read it. Marie is exhausted…
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Happy waddling
Marie is exhausted. She’s getting up six times a night for bathroom visits. On Friday morning, Marie’s Apple watch informed her that she got 27 minutes…
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Murder eyes
Well, loyal reader, it’s hard to believe, but today marks a full year since the first post of Hank’s Road to Fatherhood. “I can’t believe how fast it’s…
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Snipped
As Americans, we’re conditioned to think of heroes doing daring deeds, defending the innocent in the face of mortal danger. The truth is that not all…
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Moving in month eight
plus a new video!
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Mayhem
When I started this blog, I was comforted by the fact that the story writes itself. I don’t have to be especially creative. Plot points don’t have to be…
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Parents, we need your advice!
In fourteen days, we are moving to the suburbs. Marie and I are up to our eyes in emergencies. We are presently packing up our house. So I’m doing…
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Hank’s Road to Fatherhood
Married man in his early 40s stepping into another lifelong commitment.

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